There has been a widely asked question circulating
around the 'net regarding the incest-saavy pink spore
known as Chibi-Usa, in relation to how 'two blue eyed
parents with blond and black hair could make a red
eyed pink haired kid'; well ladies and gents, I HAVE
THE ANSWER! (Sits on silk pillow and starts playing a
sitar from India.) Come, let me tell you da secret...
a leetle closer....dat's it....now listen.
Miss Usagi is indeed the mother -poor girl!-
but the father? Eet is not Mamoru. Instead, the father
is......HAWK'S EYE! Hawk's Eye, you ask? I'm sure
you're wondering why, being that he likes older
women....consider this: the spore isn't born until the
way future, when Usagi WILL be older, and you also
have to remember that no matter how faithful she is to
Mamo-chan, H.E. has his freaky '1, 2, 3
strap-me-to-the-board' thing. I'm not getting into
that....
As far as other evidence goes....
*Hawk's Eye has red eyes, Chibi-Usa has red eyes.
*He has weird pink hair, she has weird pink hair.
*She likes dresses, he likes dresses. >_<
*Chibi-Usa was the only one of the senshi to call him 'kawaii/cute', and we all know how she regards father-like figures. (Urg!)
*Both have an evil streak in them.
*Both seem to be against Usagi.
*Many SM fans wondered what Naoko was drinking when created Chibi-Usa....the same response came in SuperS when Hawkie boy(?) appeared.
Is that enough evidence? Goooooood. Oh yes, some
critic out there may be saying, "Fine, fine, you've
got evidence, but one question remains: why would he
try to kill his own kid?" Think about it: the kid is
Chibi-Usa. Need I say more?
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