"Chibi-Usa's Origins" by NeoSenshiSaturn

There has been a widely asked question circulating around the 'net regarding the incest-saavy pink spore known as Chibi-Usa, in relation to how 'two blue eyed parents with blond and black hair could make a red eyed pink haired kid'; well ladies and gents, I HAVE THE ANSWER! (Sits on silk pillow and starts playing a sitar from India.) Come, let me tell you da secret... a leetle closer....dat's it....now listen. Miss Usagi is indeed the mother -poor girl!- but the father? Eet is not Mamoru. Instead, the father is......HAWK'S EYE! Hawk's Eye, you ask? I'm sure you're wondering why, being that he likes older women....consider this: the spore isn't born until the way future, when Usagi WILL be older, and you also have to remember that no matter how faithful she is to Mamo-chan, H.E. has his freaky '1, 2, 3 strap-me-to-the-board' thing. I'm not getting into that....
As far as other evidence goes....

*Hawk's Eye has red eyes, Chibi-Usa has red eyes.
*He has weird pink hair, she has weird pink hair.
*She likes dresses, he likes dresses. >_<
*Chibi-Usa was the only one of the senshi to call him 'kawaii/cute', and we all know how she regards father-like figures. (Urg!)
*Both have an evil streak in them.
*Both seem to be against Usagi.
*Many SM fans wondered what Naoko was drinking when created Chibi-Usa....the same response came in SuperS when Hawkie boy(?) appeared.

Is that enough evidence? Goooooood. Oh yes, some critic out there may be saying, "Fine, fine, you've got evidence, but one question remains: why would he try to kill his own kid?" Think about it: the kid is Chibi-Usa. Need I say more?